Aliens Channeling Earth TV

Television is not big with Alien lifestyles. In their past something like Television did exist but has out grown its use for them. Now they do watch and observe earth Television, but Alien lifeforms are more interested in the science and radio waves that are massive occurrences on Earth. As Alien bodies and minds evolved, and were improved by their science. Entertainment gave way to invention, education and useful technology. Another reason is that after thousands and thousands of years they ran out of new stories to tell. Stories were basically the same and became boring as lifespans increased. Space travel and exploration gave way to all the other nonsense that was just a waste of time. Just try to think that if your lifespan was hundreds of years how many re-runs of Seinfeld can you really want to watch over and over again.

Other factors like a change in sexual behavior and reproduction techniques made what we call porn obsolete. If nobody is doing it. How pornographic is watching doctors and scientists put things in tubes or other things to make life reproduce. Not to mention reproduction material is kind of small and nude sperms and eggs just do not illicit the need for lingerie or money shots. It can be noted that for a short time the sperm entering the egg had a small burst of excitement for Aliens but it soon lost it’s allure.

Music on the other hand is still popular with Alien life and even dancing is still preformed and enjoyed. Space Static is music to the Alien brain. As are all forms of sounds. Although musical instruments are rare because the music is created by musical thoughts Aliens produce individually. They then share this music telepathically to each other and eventually they dance to their musical brain waves. A side effect to this music is that it actually enhances future developing thoughts and inventiveness in Aliens.

How the Aliens view TV is more of a fascination to how humans react to this now extinct activity for them. The Aliens use TV for a lot of their abducting because they have learned that TV can nullify a human and hypnotize them into sleep periods. Thus it is easier to keep humans passive and can make the abducting experiments go faster, safer and with less memory because of the dream sequences humans have. Animals on earth of course do not own or produce TV shows but are not like the Aliens. Alien physiology and advanced brains or thought processes have concluded the uselessness of television. Animals do not have a mental capacity to like or unlike television. Animals are more interested in food for survival and reproduction. Although some animals seem to watch TV. The concept of what exactly is going on in the animals brain is somewhat elusive and mystifying.

Aliens have also surmised that television is more than just entertainment. Humans use television for information as in the form of news. Education or educational documentaries were acknowledged by the Aliens. Which was seen in a positive light. What distresses and confuses the Aliens are commercials and shows that entice the humans to completely shun the reality of the commercial and believe just about anything. The concept of “truth” astounds the Aliens and completely baffles their brain processes. Television commercials can make any human believe anything; is also an observance noted by Aliens. Thus they place humans high on the gullibility list.

Did Aliens confuse television with religion? In the beginning. Celebrities were confused as Gods for a short while. Crime shows like “Car 54 where are You” were mixed up as being real news. As did “Dragnet”, and “Barney Miller”. So. Conversation, among Alien life forms, still continues as to what exactly is TV to humans, as well as the meaning of some shows.

In concluding this television confusion for Aliens. Research will still go on with Aliens. There will also be more humans abducted as they sleep watching “Wheel of Fortune” or Presidential speeches.

 

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Drain Circles

Circling the drain.  Seems to be  a bad thing.  As if someone is giving up or drowning in life.  Not so.  Drains are meant to flush or help remove garbage by washing them into drain pipes which lead to the ocean.  Maybe not the ocean but sewers and foul waterways.

Circling the drain then, to me, means washing away bad or unwanted things.  Definitely positive.  For instance if I have problems I could send them circling down the drain.  Wash away bad days.  Garbage dispose unhealthy feeling and doubts.  Grab that spray thing on that hose and fire away at distress and bad vibes.

It is all a exercise in perspective.  Ok.  Maybe I am being a bit optimistic.  What is wrong with that.  I think we need a bit more uplifting thinking.  Foolish thinking and unrealistic ideas and thoughts  may spout.  If so then let them spout and grow yourself a more beautiful existence.

After the forbidden fruit was devoured in the Garden of Eden or whatever garden that incident may or may not have happened.  There was a positive outcome.  It was not total punishment.  Flowers continued to grow and other beautiful things began to flourish.  I think a sense of humor may have been thrown in to the mix.

Sure there are not a lot of jokes in the Bible or Koran.  If one thinks about it maybe there are.  For instance.  Jesus is at a wedding.  Everyone is having a good time and then Mary, Jesus’s mom, notices.  Hey! This wedding is getting very low on wine.  People are having a good time and so am I.  Maybe Jesus can keep this party going.  So Mary goes to Jesus and says.  Hey son we need more wine.  Jesus replies it is not his time.  Well Mary must have said something to change his mind.   She got him to do the water and  wine thing and the wedding party continued.   Plus he makes the super best wine.  Maybe the Holy Grail is the cup Mary kept after drinking that wine he made.

Next time you find yourself circling the drain.  Remember it is a good thing.  Have some wine and sit back like Mary and remember the good times and stuff.

 

 

 

Religious Subjects being Subjects

I was once told that one should not converse in public about Religion and Politics.  Since I heard this and processed it over in my feeble brain,  I was about 10 years old.  I decided that I would talk about Religion and Politics.  The What and How I am still wrestling with.  The following are questions and other ruminations that have flowed thru and around my brain like snow flakes falling into bodies of water.  That is disappearing very soon after diving into the water.  The snow flake religious and political junk in the refuse dump in my brain is what I am referring to.

One big question erupted upon seeing thousands of people walking around a big square thing somewhere not in Scranton, Pennsylvania.  Somewhere in the Mid or Far East near a desert country where the  people bow down fully on the ground.  Most of them wearing white.  First off there were so many people I wondered where did they park their transportation vehicles?  How much did it cost to park?  Did they have daily, monthly or weekly rates?  What was the fee rules?  Individual or car load parking fees? Was it free parking on certain Holidays or festivals of religious events?

Then there was those white clothes.  Did they buy them at like a Religious Army Navy type store or Uniform Clothing place?  Were the clothes washable or did they need to be dry cleaned?  Was there a special section for women and children?

A confusing religious thing also bothered me like a mosquito flying at night near my ear.  Catholics believed in Jesus.  Protestants believed in Jesus.  Then a whole world of Jesus worshipers like Presbyterians, Evangelicals, and a bunch more believed in Jesus.  Yet.  Even though the all believed in Jesus they disliked each other.  They were like baseball, football or basketball teams in the league of Jesus battling each other for the Jesus Christ Trophy.  Plus the fact that Jesus was Jewish which lead me to believe all the Jesus lovers were Jewish.  So what was the deal on that?

Then there were the comic book religions about Thor and Roman and Greek Gods.  Which I seriously first read about in comic books.  The Classic Comic book series were my favorite go to reads.

Let me not forget about religious music.  Southern Baptist music rocks.  Catholic and some Protestant music.  Boring and kind of sleepy type tunes.  Do not get me wrong some are beautiful but kind of slow and downer type stuff.  I was dismayed to find out that Fiddler on the Roof Music was not played at Jewish services.  I thus prefer to leave it at that.

It mystified me that more people did not wear sandals to church services.  Long hair was frowned at and men were suppose to  be short haired.  Which has changed somewhat.  Suits and women covering their heads slowly disappeared.  This all happened when the Catholics dropped Latin services and began to have services in the prominent language of the society passing the collection basket.  Opting out of the Latin did not change people napping during sermons.

The 10 Commandments and 7 Deadly Sins I learned about were not sometimes laws you could get arrested for as in legal laws leading to prison.  Avarice for instance.  What exactly is  that?  Are there Avarice Police?  Sloth.  What did they do?  Sure they are slow animals and maybe their claws are a little long but hey!  Sloths?

Murder and stealing I understand.  Coveting I thought was needed to produce children or offspring.  Can males not covet only women?  If so that means men coveting men and women coveting women is legal!  Just no opposite sex coveting.  Capitalism is like  Coveting, so is Democracy in trouble?

Jesus was a fun loving love everyone type of guy; or son of God being human for thirty some years.  How then do Inquisitions  and Crusades fit into all of this?

I guess I have mostly questions as you can tell by reading this.  That is what religion is suppose to be questions, not a lot of answers but endless oceans of faith.  Last time I checked my religious faith meter I had questions.  Have faith in my country or have faith in my religion.  What was more important and justly legal?

This all just keeps getting murkier and murkier to me.  Strangely millions of people believe in some kind of religious organization.  Atheists, to me, are just people that do not believe in anything because then they do not have to be responsible for anything.  Which also leads me to believe they like riling up Religious people because to them it is fun.  That kinda then is a belief.  Say to a Religious person you are an Atheist and they believe that will rile up the Religious individual.   Usually it does.  Then adding hey as an atheist I am your enemy.  Are not you suppose to love your enemies?  Unfortunately those kind of discussions lead to the Inquisitions mentioned earlier.

Time to cut this sermon, idea or whatever I am sadly failing to say, short.  With that if you have any ideas leave a comment.  Which is ok if you do not.  I will understand that you also believe in not discussing religion or politics.

 

 

 

 

Alien Political Stuff

Little to nothing is known about Alien Planet Politics.  Mostly because some of the Alien Cultures on other Planets do not have what we call Government or Political Parties.  The Aliens do party but not in the Political way.
If we happened to visit one of these Alien Planets and asked them to take us to their leader.  They would probably take us to Jeff.
Alien Jeff is not so much a leader as he is a Historian or Librarian.  Jeff  therefore is the one with all the information needed to understand Alien stuff that we do not.  Which brings us back to our leader question.  Aliens do their own thing, sort of.  All Aliens are in charge of something. Jeff for information.  Zyclops has all the information you need about Alien animals.  Animals is also something that will be discussed in a future section of this book.  As of now Zyclops  went somewhere else.  That is what they told me when I asked where Zyclops was.  There answer was, “Zyclops is somewhere else”.  Somewhere else means not there.  Most likely Zyclops is on the way to another planet doing something.  Doing something means  most likely that it has to do with Animals.
Then there is GeeEee who takes care of anything related to which Alien takes care of what.  One would go to GeeEee and ask for instance where would one go to get information about, say travel information.  GeeEee would then refer the questionnaire  to Barbaah.  I know this is complicated but for now Jeff and GeeEee would be our first choices to get information about their planet.  What is the name of their planet?  &UR is the one in charge of planet names and would not give out the information unless we actually lived and had a sort of residence on the planet we want to know the name of.  Aliens are very secretive.
Trying to wrap ones head around leadership or political stuff is difficult because everyone is the leader of something.  Meaning all Aliens are leaders in their own right.  Therefore “take me your leader,” would probably get you and answer like, “Which one?”  Think it as sort of a telephone operator plugging you into the Alien with the information you want.
Confused?  You should be.  After much trial and multiple questions on Politics or Government I kept getting *Oram^ the leader of stupid questions.  One time I was given a sort of tree looking thing that kept trying to eat my hair on top of my head.  So be careful.  Especially if you are bald I am not sure what hair they will then eat.
My apologies for lack of an answer.  The best thing that can happen is next time you are abducted you may get an Alien on a planet that actually has an answer to Outer Space politics. Which may or may not have a leader or so called King or President.
One more thing the Aliens do also have Show and Experience Aliens. They demonstrate parts of Alien life activities.  Warning do not ask for a sex demonstration.  If you do you will be in for an Alien Probing.  Then you will finally ending up in a large big sticky slimy rainbow colored blob. You will have to somehow squirm out of and that takes time.  Do not worry to much it does not smell and kind of tastes like strawberry Jello.

Selective Dementia

There is a new illness sweeping across the global empire of men and women kind.

It began to gain attention during some “sessions” of The United States Congress and Senate. It is also gaining popularity in Colleges, Universities, Grade Schools, classrooms, court rooms and criminals on witness stands. It is also beginning to be spread through religion based information and ideals.

This illness started in prisons and organized criminal activities. Originally being a political illness. It is continuing to spread like peanut butter on toast. Thus forgetting entirely about the jelly. Which is a way in trying to explain this pandemic anomaly.

It can begin at a very early age. A child does something wrong like drawing artwork on living room walls. When the child is confronted and asked the question, “Who did this or Did you do this?” The child answers, “I don’t know.”
As the child grows the answer evolves into, “I don’t remember.” As opposed to pointing the guilt to another household member.

Marriage Selective Dementia usually happens between husbands and wives or wives and husbands. Some scenarios to Selective Dementia in marriage would be, “Why did you get home so late from work”. “Where are the children and Did you take them to their music, doctor, or school appointment?” Answering I do not remember raises eyebrows. Thus sometimes this could become complicated to identify because Alcohol Dementia sometimes is the answer to these type of questions. Plus also contacting the police missing person sections could result. A few drinks after work or lunch with friends type answer does not qualify for selective dementia. Most Marriage Dementia answers are sometimes hiding activities. The accused may be actually playing golf or going to a sporting game or having an affair that creates deflections to not remembering. Marital Dementia may seem to be a part of the Selective Dementia process but more study on this needs to be done.

Focusing on Selective Dementia is far more easier to diagnose. The person suffering from Selective Dementia, unlike just telling lies, stories change from moment to moment. It all depends on the question asked and content of information needed to be answered. Plus the fact that the only thing forgotten is a certain question or subject. Everything else is crystal clear in the afflicted persons memory. For example. “Did you mingle and talk to everyone at the office party? Answer yes. “So you even mingled with that newly hired woman/man that is so attractive? I don’t remember, would be the selective dementing dementia answer.”

One sterling example of Selective Dementia is when a serial killer kills 11 people but for some reason cannot recall the 12th to 15th victims. Also a business person going to England on a business trip. The business person cannot remember how a picture of him/her was taken in Russia with Putin. Good Selective Dementia answer. “I do not recall!” When further information about the trip to England is asked. The person can remember what they ate and the exact time of every meal. The person also can recall the waitress or waiter, what they wore, the time and how many dust flakes they saw when the sun shined threw the window they were sitting by. The trip to Russia. Total Selective Dementia. “I do not remember.”

If any of this sounds familiar please contact the Center for Selective Dementia. The information can be gotten from the Attorney General of the US or for that matter any political member of Congress or the Senate of the US. Passing this information on to friends, relatives, aliens, or enemies would be appreciated.

Thank you.

Past Present Education

Yesterday there was normal humor. Married with children drew laughs when Kelly was pinched, groped and violated. This was normal on a lot of TV shows in the past. Everyone laughed and no one gave it a second thought. In fact TV violated minorities indiscriminately on purpose. The only thing that held true. The bigger the comical violations made; the higher ratings soared over that rainbow. The audience was not held accountable but pampered to laugh at the female victim.

The question is: Should the audience admit that their past behavior was unforgiveable? Like Louie, Trump, Spacey, and other evil celebrities that have owned up to these depravities. It is feasible then that audiences should be held accountable also? After all how many complaints were made to stop this sexist behavior? The excuse, that was taught, learned, shown, highlighted, laughed at and mowed over acceptable TV. What kind of Animal House was going on?

The times are a changing is being sung all the USA. This includes everyone and every thought spent in the past. Loud voices may be interpreted as positive change. Movies will give more r-e-s-e-p-c-t to women. No more gay sex change marriage jokes. Those jokes will be reduced to cow dung to be shoveled away.

What exactly will be future audience culpability? That cell phone will be ready to point out actors, athletic players, politicians and Pee Wee Herman’s again and again. Responsible viewing will be the norm. Except for porn. Porn will always be acceptable depravity.

What is happening then is a desensitized viewer. Maybe a sensitized viewer. The human condition learned in the past is switching to present good behavior entertainment.

This new remedy will not birth Louie’s, Trumpets, Spaces, and other pedophiles tuning into evil junk stuff.

So I apologize. I laughed and was taught back then that the pinching women’s butts was not only ok but demanded in order to get a smile and laugh. To be really honest if I ever did exercise this behavior my five older sisters would beat the crap out of me. To prove I have changed I typed crap instead of shit.
Which is an appropriate ending to behavior eaten and digested in the buried past.

A War to Start all Wars

The news never shows dead babies after a thermonuclear attack. Basically because there is no one to take the picture or care. World War I,(WWI), gave birth to War because nations were entangled with other nations. If one nation
was in a war like situation then that nations friends would jump in to defend or whatever was needed to protect and serve. Throw in an assassination and here comes the bombs.

World War II, (WWII). The war started about the same as WWI. Nations protecting and serving other nations being attacked. Throw in a surprise attack killing and destroying military stuff also helps disturb the peace.

If the leadership of one country wants to start a war it is relatively simple.
Fake and invasion. Make the enemy super evil. Invade the country to get renewable resources free. Also throw in a plan to Assassinate a leader.

Reasoning the start of a war.

Maybe the nation that needs to start the war is in economic distress. A Dictator needs war to open factories creating weapons of war and war employment. Maybe a leader is unpopular and a war would take the focus off that leader. With everyone caught up in war sometimes political issues get swallowed up and forgotten.

Lets say for example. A leader gets elected by illicit dealings with a foreign country. The foreign country would like nothing better to bring down that leader and that country. The desperate now unpopular leader picks a small country and makes it become “evil”. This country doesn’t have much but a fairly good bunch of destructive military junk. The buddies of that small country then squeeze the unpopular leader. It would not be good if they confessed that the election they assisted in illegally would be made world wide. This could destroy the unpopular leader. So the unpopular leader goes on a “peace” trip to these countries. The unpopular leader and assisting countries form a fake incident that would lead to fake news. The result a fake war.

Sadly real or fake. War is not good for children as was printed earlier. Unpopular leaders become popular leaders. War sends the bill to be paid by a family sitting down to dinner as a bomb drops on their home.

Thank the Creator of all. This is not going to happen…..or will it?

Relatively Speaking

You should love your sister.
You should love your brother.
You may be a sister.
You may be a brother.
You could become a sister.
You could become a brother.
If you do not have a sister.
If you do not have a brother.
Look around you;
I am sure you can find a sister.
I am sure you can find a brother.
If you still cannot find a sister.
If you still cannot find a brother.
Do not give up.
Someone may be looking for a sister.
Someone may be looking for a brother.
Relatively speaking they will be looking for you.

Are there pets traveling on UFO’s?

Once in awhile I drink too much coffee and cannot sleep for a few days. That is also about the time I think of our space brothers that visit our earth every
now and then. What I was thinking, do Aliens have pets? Do the pets travel on the UFO’s with them? What kind of pets are they.

To find out I got into my paralyzing dream state. Sometimes I get a telepathy mind phone call from way way out there. Way way way out there. Note one has to
get way way out there to communicate on certain Alien conversational connections.

This time an Alien that goes by the space hanger name Bennie was available.

According to Benny. There are pets on UFO’s. To take care of them the Aliens
use some of our Astronut ideas. To keep them watered or hydrated. They recycle and filter water from their bodies and also pets bodies. The pets take to this better then our astronuts and the Alien travelers. Food is in like pill or small cubed form that contains every nutritious need. This also cuts down on solid waste. Cats do not need cat pans because of this and dogs don’t need to be tethered outside the UFO craft to void in the void.

The problem is if male and female pets are on the same UFO RV, they still do mate. This was learned on early trips to earth or wherever. To prevent over pet crowding. Extra pets were left on earth.

Now Aliens from all over did not only have cats and dogs for pets. They have all kinds of diversity in their pet domination. To make a long story less boring. Most pets were dropped off in Africa and Australia. Which explains
lions, tigers, snakes, insects, yes insect are Alien pets. Insects are small, useless space pets. Easy to store but really get into their insect space orgies and reproduce an reproduce and reproduce and……well, I think you get it.

After the Alien Animal Relocation Society got involved. Alien pets start being abandon; relocated on earth, in more suitable environments, on earth, according to the pets needs after getting bounced out of the Space Ships. Actually there are more rules about safely ejecting pets than other life form like the Alien Greys. Lizzard like Aliens do not like to be compared to the lizard pets strewn across Earth. Like earthlings do not like to be compared to monkeys. Lizzards do not like to be compared to animal lizards on earth. They did make a movie called “Planet of the Lizards.” It was about future Alien Lizzards going to a planet and, Hey! Just go rent it you will not be disappointed.

Anyone reading this may be thinking are all animals on land and sea discarded UFO Pets? The answer is an overwhelming yes! Most plants also. Forgot about the UFO plants. Usually taken on the UFO’s for esthetic reasons. Plants, vegetables, wheat, barley, oats were pre-planned experiments and attempts to continue having a ready beer supply. Refer to “The True fictional Alien Guides,” that are in UFO libraries and starting to get published on earth. Look up cave dwelling aliens and “Who gave the Egyptians the idea to work for beer?”

I know this may be hard to swipe out of the ol’ cat litter pan. What one has to remember is that this was ongoing for over millions of years. Please also note the bigger the UFO usually had the biggest pets. Like the dinosaurs, whales, elephants and such. This also explains the mistake of leaving these large animals on earth. The UFO Animal Society saw how these animals were overcrowding earth and had to be, “left on farms on Jupiter and Saturn.” That is what they told Alien Children.

Any more questions? Please don’t ever worry about getting answers. You just won’t get them.

I hope you enjoy your hand me down space pets. Be sure to love and take care of them. The UFO pets had a long trip getting here. Once here they were orphaned. Which was good for some that adapted and survived on their own and not others.

One last thing. For survival pets start eating other pets after being on Earth for awhile. I think it had to do with something in the water here on Earth. The salt or fresh water. I just do not know. Maybe those mineral springs?

Lost words found

Have you noticed words have gone askew? I ask you why are words gathering in clicks? If examining a bunch of naturally nature words, you may find these words. Trees, forests, grass, mountains, valleys, animals, or a quick grey fox jumping over something.

A watered down liquid theme will include oceans, drops, streams, rivers, fish, frogs, lobsters, waves and waterspouts spouting all over the sea of wet words. What I am hoping for you to observe is that certain words travel in groups then surround a thought, idea, or theme.

Thinking about pondering paragraphs and sentences lining up words. I would like to unravel some secret word clubs. Clubs that knock around a finite class of words that carry on in a boxed social or unsocial word gathering consistent lone ideal.

Basically the rule is certain words belong only to certain ideas. Excluding the, this, that and where and what from the merry-go-round of words. One may find structuring and building on the communication of words may cause some printed or verbal words to become homeless.

Therefore let us keep segregated words separate but firmly used in the proper context of the thoughts the words belong to and only that. This episode of words will cease to exist with this final period thusly acknowledged as .