Lost words found

Have you noticed words have gone askew? I ask you why are words gathering in clicks? If examining a bunch of naturally nature words, you may find these words. Trees, forests, grass, mountains, valleys, animals, or a quick grey fox jumping over something.

A watered down liquid theme will include oceans, drops, streams, rivers, fish, frogs, lobsters, waves and waterspouts spouting all over the sea of wet words. What I am hoping for you to observe is that certain words travel in groups then surround a thought, idea, or theme.

Thinking about pondering paragraphs and sentences lining up words. I would like to unravel some secret word clubs. Clubs that knock around a finite class of words that carry on in a boxed social or unsocial word gathering consistent lone ideal.

Basically the rule is certain words belong only to certain ideas. Excluding the, this, that and where and what from the merry-go-round of words. One may find structuring and building on the communication of words may cause some printed or verbal words to become homeless.

Therefore let us keep segregated words separate but firmly used in the proper context of the thoughts the words belong to and only that. This episode of words will cease to exist with this final period thusly acknowledged as .

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Still Water

What would you do if you were President?

I cannot believe the devastation in Texas. I can believe how people came together. Disasters tend to bring out the best of people during a crisis. I kind of wish the flooding will subside very slowly so the goodness inside all will stay a little longer.

I noticed the President did get the proper help to the people. I also caught something that happened which got me into thinking. (Which my sister always warned me that thinking gets me into trouble).

The President and his wife were there as expected. He made some good remarks and was very supportive. The First Lady was also verbally supportive. At the same time. The Vice President and his wife not only had given verbal remarks, but they actually put on gloves and were moving debris, tree branches I believe. Seeing them doing that was very uplifting.

Watching them working they seemed sincere and not just doing a photo Op. I could not picture the President and First Lady doing that. Then again the risks of the President and First Lady getting hurt or dirty with tainted water is a big concern.

Plus I also wondered. The President has a Airplane, Air Force one. My question is does the President have a boat? Maybe a yacht or pontoon boat with a cover. It should also have a BBQ for snacking while sailing. I would like to name the boat Floatus, or US Navy One. Simply because it goes with Potus and Flotus. What do you think? If you know the answer please let me know. Also let me know where they fish. Plus, what kind of bait do they use? Thanks.

Red O Rick

Before there was a nukey bomb. When President Truman told a bunch of people calling themselves the Axis Power. Something about raining down animation and devastation never seen before. Or some words to that in-effect. The Axis group of people kind of laughed and really had no idea what the heck that piano playing U.S. President was talking about. After Truman played the nukey tune. The Axis people thought. Oh that is what ol’ Truman meant. Then the thought following that reaction was, “How can we get one of those?”

Forward to President Trump. He told North Korea to prepare for fire, annulation, devastation and other bad stuff. Or words to that in-effect.
This time North Korea knew what President Trump meant because they had one of them nukey things that they are itching to use. Kind of like. We have the ping-pong table. We have the ping-pong paddles. We have ping-pong players. Now we are ready to play with our nukey style ping-pong balls.

A nukey war, everyone knows, is not good for children and worse for adults fighting that war. Plus it needs to be mentioned that it does not help the flowers grow.

So while the world turns, words are being flashed back in forth in the fake and real news media. This news only makes sense to the people that like the fake news and people that like the real news. Although no one knows for sure what news is what. I believe the news is a spinning top toy that will not end well for anyone.

Someone once told me if I was around a long time ago. My neighborhood neighbors would have been the Native Indians. I probably would have got along with my Native American neighbors. Plus the Native Americans would exist in larger numbers today. Then they asked me, “Do you think slavery would have existed in that world?” I thoughtfully or unthoughtfully said,
I am not sure? I guess you would have to ask the Native Americans!”

So with a bunch of silly words, paragraphs and punctuation. That is that.
Whatever! Just remember no one lives forever. Planets will burn out and some will be left barren or destroyed. So, like that song WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE? Universal Politics will always find a way to kill all the flowers, destroy all the adults and murder all the children. The good news.
The closer one is to the blast or the nukey zero area; the quicker the death and the least pain. If you want proof. Ask former survivors of nukey bombing experiences. The dead nukey people….. as always will tell no tales.

Re in car nation!

In the year 2552 reincarnation was finally proven to be true. Three days later ads for Reincarnation Lawyers began to pop up. These lawyers
came about to insure that any property holdings one had in a previous life could
be transferred to the reincarnated persons new identity/life. Even better the reincarnated person could carry on with the former name in the previous life.
This also began reincarnation laws being written and upheld by the Supreme Court.

Thus began people writing wills in which they would leave themselves their property or finances to themselves in the reincarnated new life. This being a bit tricky because it usually takes 5 years to verify just what new person or personality has been reincarnated. 5 years which is Birth to 5 years. It takes that amount of time for the reincarnated awareness to set in. Then add another year to get the documentation needed to confirm the reincarnation. So the process itself takes 6 years.

After the initial death all properties are transferred to the Hall of Reincarnation and can be there for no more than 100 years without a reincarnation.

After that the property/finances are transferred to the Hall of Reincarnation. There is a limit. One can only leave property/finances to themselves no more than 10 times in a 500 year period; without a 100 year no reincarnation period.

There is a cost to be paid to the Hall of Reincarnation for getting a Reincarnation Property/Finance license. This fee is a percentage of the property/finances in question to be passed on after passing on. It could range
from 5% and up to 10% depending on the when, where and who of the new life. Basically it is determined by amount of the final income tax filed before each death. The Death Income table determines this and is explained on the form RIDF 1 thru 10. Re Incarnation Death Fees. 1 thru 10 which is number of reincarnations. For example for the first reincarnation it would be form RIDF1.
The second form RIDF2 for the second reincarnation and so forth.

Usually one can get this information thru the “You Can Take It With You.” ads.

For further information on this Reincarnation Subject you can also write to
Department of Reincarnation
600 Granite Ave.
Washington, DC 10041-8080
Attn: Reincarnation Laws

Packet sent will include a list of Lawyers, laws explained and necessary forms.
Fees will be waived if one is a Mayor of a city, State or Federal Congressman or Senator. Governor of State or Territory within the United States and of course President and Vice President of the United States.

Please note:
If one passes and leaves a wife or children then reinstatement of family forms must be filled out. If murdered by spouse then the reincarnated one can opt out on reinstatement forms. SOB laws can also apply if newly reincarnated persons life was ended in a domestic dispute.

Alien TV Stuff

A lot of people on Earth believe in Aliens and Ghosts. What if it were true that there is a connection? The answer is a confusing Yes! Possibly maybe but a profound no followed by who cares. Regardless, here are the fictional facts.

Aliens have a live TV show that they play on their space vessels. It helps keeping them from being bored on those long flights to other planets, universes, galaxies or vacation spots. The show is called, “SPACE PRANKS”.

Borrowing from the Earth TV Game shows, they have stolen the beginning of the show. Just before the Alien MC comes on a voice says, “It’s time for…… Then the alien audience yells out – SPACE PRANKS. Thus the show begins.

Aliens do everything they can to convince the chosen earthling that he/she is living in a haunted home, castle, library, theater, lighthouse or forest. This is easy for them to do because they are great at not being seen and have hidden cameras all over the earth. A camera could be a door knob, window, home temperature control or even the TV or radio. They are big on hiding cameras in light fixtures and eyeglasses or sunglasses. They have a few in contact lenses
but have a lot of sound problems with them. The sound glitch makes Earthlings think they are hearing voices. Once in awhile they also use implant cameras. These implants are expensive and are only used if they have a good sponsor paying for the commercial ads. Yes they have commercials also but
that is another fictional alien secret.

Basically if the reader of this article is familiar with ghost shows and paranormal stuff on earth TV. Shown on these shows are moving objects, voices, knockings and also people seeing demons, ghosts, getting hair pulled or even scratches. It is the Alien doing all of it to get a reaction from their outer space audience.

To make it more interesting some of the Alien Space Pranks are done by Alien Celebrities. For instance they have their own celebrity versions of Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Stephen Colbert, Meg Ryan, Whoopee Goldberg, or Taylor Swift.
These are the hosts of the week and are involved in the Space Pranks. Some of the celebrities also write and direct the shows themselves. It is hard to translate the Alien names because they are longer than some Russian, German, Polish words. Usually spelled in a type of Chinese or Asian language symbol use.

Usually no Earthling is harmed just scared to the point of insanity. There have been a few accidental deaths unfortunately. These end up on Earth TV as
Cold Cases, unsolved mysteries or murders. The Aliens show these on the Alien TV as SPACE PRANK BLOOPERS. Which are popular during Alien holidays if a Alien sport show has been cancelled.

If you want more information on this I will be happy to make up a fictional fact for you. So. Maybe one day you might be on “SPACE PRANKS.”
That is if you think you have seen a ghost or had a paranormal experience.
If that happens you also could become a Space Celebrity and host your own show.
Until then your imagination can drum up more of what this show may be like in your own mind.

Open letter to a Closed Party System

Dear President Trump.

First I want to explain this letter is not anti-Trump or Pro-Trump.
This is just a Non Partisan observation from an unpolitical nobody.
A nobody born in America and being drowned by a two party system that
has abandoned the American People. A nobody that helped support the person
who seemed to relate to the forgotten American people. A person that would end the endless uncivil war between the two parties. This letter will hopefully
open eyes and bring back political incorrectness. A letter that will
put the person in charge of this great country, back to helping all Americans.
Regardless of race, color, creed or party affiliation.

That being said; accepted or ignored to the reader. Let me hitch the horses
dig in my heels and plow on. The field I plow is America. The tools and seeds I use strength, hope and rationality. The crops I grow sanity, acceptance and peace. The reason planted. To store cerebral food for future starving generations of unborn American Children. The horse used to pull the plow is named Perseverance.

This Uncivil War that is growing the weeds to kill all future crops. This has
got to stop. The weeds pulled and destroyed. Government is for the people to enjoy and thrive. Not to be shut down and starved by the animals born of dissent. America is divided not so much by the people in general but these egotistical party members.

Should we end the 2 party system? Maybe just grow more. Encourage diversity.
Widen narrow visions. Trample out the notion of Party first everyone else
be damned.

Good young seeds were planted during the presidential campaign. Unfortunately they are wilting. How refreshing it was to see a candidate stand up for the American people and not the party he belonged to. Then turn around after the election and begin blaming the opposing party with all the same fertilization
fed to the American People in the past. “We did not do it they did”. Plus more fertilization spread like: “It is not our fault we cannot get anything done. It is because they are blocking us from doing our job”. The American people waited for months to get a Supreme Court Justice. Now must wait more because
the cannons of both parties are being reloaded and fired again. Fingers of each
of the opposing party members are poised and pointed like swords ready to battle. So thus the war is renewed.

The casualties are beginning. People caught on this battlefield are caught in the crossfire of policies and orders. Children, innocents trying to
get out of the war and build positive and productive lives. They are detained, held prisoner, and starved. Meanwhile the Generals of both parties gorge and consume the battle plans dedicated to hate and destruction of each other. Other good men fall. Shredded then discarded. Depending on which side they fight for.

Meanwhile the press presses on like it should. Every elected leader has to go
thru the tradition of TRIAL BY PRESS. How they approach that trial tells a lot to the American People. Some newly elected presidents acknowledge the trial and move on. They show their true character. True leaders, in my feeble opinion, brush off this dust the press creates. They usually become strong leaders. Other leaders cry foul and throw tantrums. They usually end up eating from the trees that do not grow the peach. Then the weakest become Dictators or worse. Taking offence and destroying all.

Which path will you take Mr. President?

That will be entirely up to you. Not the press, nor the supporters or detractors. The way you survive this traditional test will be your fate and yours alone. Not your advisors, staff, yes men, no men, lovers, haters, or either party members. YOURS!

It was once thought and stated. “The buck stops here”. The second part of that statement was lost. It said. “But first the buck must be earned”.

Sincerely;

Just another brick in the American Wall
EChumly

E.A.T. An Alien Adoption Agency

My birthmark on my neck just lit up green then blinked red twice.  This was a signal for me to write another bunch of information about our spacey neighbors.  This has not happened since I crashed my motorcycle into a pick up truck.  Twice.  On separate occasions one truck at a time. What I believe is my E.A.T. the aliens put in my neck must have been damaged.  Somehow it was fixed by them or it healed itself.  With Alien tracking technology who knows.
Earthling Alien Tracking.  E.A.T. if you will.  Actually E.A.T. is not an Alien term  It was made up by the A.T.T.  Alien Tracking Team. It was founded by the C.I.A.  Central Intelligent Aliens who work out of D.C. or  Don’s Café in the state of Washington near the Seattle Space Needle.  Pretty convenient huh!

Therefore what the Aliens use instead of E.A.T is simply “Got One” or in Alien language would be…..I have no idea.  Still working on Alien languages throughout the Universe.  Some Alien investigators think all languages on Earth are Alien.  This is true because if one travels from country to country the first thing a traveler says, “I don’t know.  Their language sounds Alien to me!” 

How did this start?  A long distance radio device owned by the Aliens.  Boseo Speaker Co. reversed this technology that was discovered after a Alien Spacecraft landed in Milwaukee.  If the Aliens did not drink that beer.  The drunk Aliens would not have reviled their secrets . Unfortunately a Boseo Technician was also there. This Boseo tech overheard them bragging about how their radios were better than earth radios.  It’s always comes back to the beer.

Back to reality. The Aliens kept hearing about how Earth people like to buy, sorry adopt things.  Like cats, dogs, poor starving children, prisoners, women, men, vegetables, cows, sheep, tuna, and non religious people from the wrong religion.  Actually the aliens thought the Ancient Romans, Vikings, Greeks, Early Americans and other very old civilizations thought up this adoption idea.  It was not until recently Aliens realized there was money to be made in the adoption game.  The advertisement on TV, on Earth, instructed them that for a mere small amount of money one could adopt a person or animal.  The person or animal would be fed, clothed, sent to school, graduate college, get a good high paying job, become the head of a corporation and then become President or Leader of a Country.  Lesser donations would only produce a Congressman or Senator.  The non monthly donations usually only produce Mayors or lesser counsel jobs or administrators.  Which is  also another way the Aliens control politics.  Therefore explaining why government is seen as unexplainable and  out of this world.

The Aliens have pictures of every human on Earth.  They also get real time information on births of babies all over Earth.  Tracking Earth people can be expensive if you pay on a yearly basis because of the unpredictability of an earthly life span. No refunds if Earth person expires during yearly contract.
 
Which spurred a lottery.  Aliens would pick an Earth person and the Earth person that lived the longest would make the Alien a lot of money.  The longer the Earth person lives also adds to the pot.  Complications arise because unethical Aliens would create murders and serial killers on Earth to increase the odds of their winnings. 

The good news is…..The Aliens forfeit their winnings and have to pay a small Alien fine.  Like being banned from the lottery for one.  If the Earthling survives the attempted illegal lottery termination. There is no penalty because the Earthling is still living and the Alien that picked him/her still has a chance.  During times of war once the Earthling enters into that war that Earthling that was picked by the Alien is disqualified.  Although the War Lottery  will let the Alien transfer the Earthling pick  from the Regular to War Lottery.  The fee for the transfer will cost the Alien which could be expensive because the size of the war is taken into consideration.  The bigger the war the more expensive the transfer.  Earthlings that are killed in a weather disaster on Earth will get the Alien  a reduction on their winnings.  I have no idea why.  It is just one of the lottery rules.  For more information on this lottery.  Forget it.  The lottery is on a protected planet run by very old Aliens that collect then disperse the profits to other old Aliens.

So.  The Aliens then pick the Earth person they are interested in.  Send in their Alien checks or use their Alien Visa or Discover Cards.  Then get a Earthling E.A.T. pin number so they can track their Earthling.  How do they get these tracking chips into an Earthling.  C’mon you know the stories they are Aliens.  They have spaceships and are sending Earth people technology. Thus resulting that in the future the Earth people themselves will unknowingly be putting in these tracking devices.  Earth people are already putting them in cars and animals.  Why?  So if they lose them or they are kidnapped or stolen.  Earthlings tracking their stuff can get them back.  Children getting these Earth made trackers are just beginning to get them.  The Earth people had to make sure tracking was safe for children.  Inserting the trackers in cars and stuff; then animals to make sure the tracking devices will be safe. It is another Alien agenda thing.  More cost efficient which means bigger Alien lottery winnings.

Putting the Alien Lottery aside.  The E.A.T. is also positive.  The Aliens like tracking their Earth person like a Guardian Angel.  Aliens can watch their Alien pick and get some kind of  Alien joy by simply just tracking an Earthling.  Some improvements on the Earthlings like technology and making Earth life better has also evolved from this tracking.
 
In conclusion if you believe or agree with this. 

I am starting an Earthlings Tracking Aliens club or E.T.A.  It will only cost $1 for the Alien, but you have to find the Alien yourself. Then install the device, any electronics store has them,  to track the Alien yourself.  So get out and find yourself an Alien so you start tracking  life in the Universe.

EChumly

EChumly explains Death

Well I kind of sorta not really explain death.

Somewhere at sometime I read on a bathroom wall.  “The second you are born is life the next second you start to die.”  My first thought was how long was the person sitting on the toilet to come up with that?   My second thought was, “that makes sense, kinda.”  My third thought was, “why is the toilet paper in this big round plastic thing.”  Then I thought, why does it keep getting stuck and coming out in fragments?  Upon reviewing this I pondered the correct use of “.

In order to explain death; I believe life would first have to be explained.  If there were no life than there would be no death.  Also if I am using ; properly………. Anyway.

How would someone explain what life meant to them after death.  John F. Kennedy might say being president was a mistake because he was assassinated.  Then again he met Merlyn Monroe and had a bunch of fun with other women and was married to Jackie.  So it was not all that bad.

Gandhi might reveal he really liked fasting because the food in India really sucked.  Elvis may reveal the way he moved on stage was because he was born with weak ankles and fell down a lot as a child.  So he might believe working with disabilities and accepting them led him to a great life.

The way I am thinking is that, everyone will live and have a different outlook on their lives.  Gender, social status, place or country of birth, time of birth and other factors will ultimately determine all.  Upbringing or religious factors also should be included.  Lets us also not forget sex.  First time experience with different or same sex.  First self sex experience.  Just to mention effects of life with or without sex.  This is about death not really sex.  Although some people live only for sex but that again is something else.  Or is it?

First exposure to death.  What is this and how does it effect the rest of ones life?  My first experience was when I was very young.  Back then dead uncles were put in coffins in the living rooms in the homes they lived in.  People would go to the hospital and be gone awhile then end up in the living room in these coffins.  My Uncle played Cowboys with us kids so I noticed he was sleeping without wearing a cowboy hat.  I got him one.  Put it on him and then my cousin and me shot him with our cap guns.  My Aunt came in screaming at us that he was dead.  We stood there with smoking cap guns and did the only thing we could do.  We shot our Aunt.  That episode in my life did not end well for either of us.  Especially my Uncle because we never saw him again.

What did this teach me about death?  Number one I murdered, killed my uncle.  Number two my Aunt was cap gun bullet proof.  Murdered or killed meaning shoot any one in a coffin bed and you will never see them again.  Plus you will not sit down anywhere for a time because of Mother Sheriff and Deputy Dad’s punishments.

So did this explain Death so far?   Not entirely.  I have more to explain.  Death has been written about for Centuries by well know and intelligent philosophers that coincidently….. are dead.

I will have more to write later on.  Unless I die in my sleep or get murdered by a cap gun. Oh!  I almost forgot I developed a fear of hospitals even up to this day.