Literal Reality based on Fiction.

Humans are always looking for truth that is solid and non-wavering. A purpose or ideal idea that can be grasped and held unwavering as it is held up to uncompromising certainty. Which may bring words to be overused and inaccurately spoken without malice as forethought may be lacking in its distribution.
Things, events, moments that are insured to us in life exists. The question as to what the birth of that existence might be can be sensed as illusion related to disillusion. In the same nonsense where sense orbits around and teases human mental existences’. One can only transport thoughts in never ending synaptic movements based on normal or paranormal circumstances. Whatever. There is a veil that wavers for humans or their use. As “their” existence being question or questioned fall into the pit of questionability. All will uncover what covers the infinite infinity by rolling eternal dice that refused to stand still to reveal a numeral possibility ending the outcome.
What does this all mean can result in a mean or happy solution. Future investigation can be stalled or continued as whatever the human mind renders momentarily in a thinking mode.
Musical chairs of thought endlessly play inside chemical processes rendered invisible to the inexhaustible study of mirrors mirroring a mirror. What is to be seen? What is to be imagined? What is to be held up to what?
In the vast cosmos there is space. Between space are spaces that exist between the smallest particles that open up space for spaces. This scientific approach is unscientific and is placed somewhere where time can be swallowed by one human creating unquenchable thirst for another.
The answer to these questions can be idealized or forgotten. What was Timmy doing at the well? Why was Timmy attracted to the well? Did Lassie try to warn Timmy? Lassie was motivated only after Timmy fell into the well. Was Timmy in the well because Lassie accidently or maliciously provided Timmy ‘s entrance into the well? After reading this will all, part or none of it remain inside the readers brain? Or will the words, “Scan This!” be once again read on a red woman’s liberated T-shirt?

 

Advertisements

Suppressions of Expressions.

Observing some observations . I came across this little thought nugget. Recently a good friend of mine made a mistake and brought home a pizza that was carried upside down. It was not a frozen pizza but a pizzeria pizza made by a pizza professional. It was also not a returnable pizza. Which some pizza places advertise they will replace if one does not know how to carry a pizza safely to his/her home. Since this person was on the top of my good friend list we had a good laugh and joked about the topsy turvey delivered pizza.
A number of days passed and someone I am not very fond of. This person is not a noted friend but more of an irritation. Somewhat like an unwanted itch that constantly needs to be scratched because of its bothersome existence. This poor excuse of I person, that I negatively carry in my head.  Had also brought home a pizza. Also not being properly educated in the carrying and delivering of pizza. This delectable meal was carried sideways like a book under the deliverers arm. Needless to say there was a cheese slide occurring in the pizza box. Instead of the laughable reaction there was more of a catastrophic response. A harsh and colorful negative wording of the situation concerning the pizza delivered.
What I observed in my observance. The good friend pizza situation was more positively accepted. The unacceptable friend was more likely to be criticized and harshly unrewarded.
Confronted with this. I was dismayed at my different reactions. We are all equal in the great Creators eyes. From childhood to birth we are taught to treat all equally. Yet! Human errors of judgement and morals sometimes pop up like brain pimples.
Enlightened by this. I have reasoned and concluded for delivered pizza in the future. I will leave it up to the professional pizza deliverer rather than personal relationships deliverer which effects the delivery to the deliverer.

 

I didn’t do it!

Why  do humans need to have Aliens come to Earth from other Planets?  Simply  because humans are always trying to blame someone or something else for mistakes and need outer space visitors for blaming stuff humans cannot explain.   The Theory of “I didn’t do it,” ranks right up there with String Theory, e=mc2, and if Hitler did escape from Germany he is definitely dead now.

This may seem to bother the Aliens from Space but frankly they do not give a President Trump, or Democrat Party.

Like the line above nothing humans do make sense to our out of space neighbors.  Plus there are no Boarder Guards in outer space.  Anyone ever see a earth check point satellite out there or check point space station?  Of course not.  Therefore outer space beings have a free reign to anyplace on Earth.

Why don’t we see Space people a lot?  If you can imagine what we perceive them to look like the answer is, “like hey duh!”   They have light bulb heads, big black eyes, very little specks of nose and little or no mouth.  Weird big belly like bodies with thin legs and arms with less than 5 fingers.  If kids are made fun of when they enter kindergarten because they have freckles, red hair or have a mental of physical deformity and are fodder for bullies.  Please imagine the bulling the outer space aliens would get right off the bat.  If not hit with a bat.  Note I am not making fun of freckles, mental or physical deformities but just pointing out the inhuman nature of early onset of a childlike humans.  Which sometimes is grown out of  and sometimes not grown out of humans as they age.

Then there is the modern thought process.  If we cannot build those pyramids or make precise cuts in stone walls.  Then it has to be aliens.  This is just modern man  saying that  earlier humans can never be  smarter then present modern man.

Let us not forget Alien implants.  Todays UFO experts firmly believe humans are taken up by Aliens.  The Aliens do medical experimentations, fiddle about human special parts and poke around in human brains.  Then like a scientist tracking a monkey in Africa the Aliens put implants in humans to keep track of them.  This is not even close.

Consider flying around in a space craft.  There is going to  be some kinds of garbage that eventually will have to be ejected into space from the space ship.   Aliens have a contraption that reduces all their garbage into a sort of dust like form.  Including old electronics that become useless.   These particles are like bottles thrown in the ocean.  They float around and some end up getting gravity pulled into various planets after years and eons being in space.  They fall into these planets like in a dust like meteor shower and sometime are ingested by humans.  This is done when the space garbage dust gets into fruits and vegetables,  wheat, barley and animals which is then ingested by humans.  Since beer is made from some of this stuff the percentage of ending up in a human is raised.

If an Alien wants to really track a human they need something like a tag that is put on a fish or animal or a collar.   They aliens came up with an invention called, “sneaker.” The aliens provided humans with the sneaker invention thru telepathy implanting the invention into a human mind.  The materials in sneakers have an outer space material that serves as a undiscoverable tracking devise.  The sneakers that light up when walking is an advanced tracking device.  Pierced earrings also are a tracking device of the aliens made up of material that humans cannot detect.  These are just some examples computers and other electronic devices are being used more and more.  In the future cell phones will replace the sneaker.

How do I know all this?  I was born in 1952.  There was an explosion of sightings that year and my mother and family would always tell me I could not be a part of this earth. What gave me away?  Not sure but everyone I meet seems to think I am different and think differently then them.  Which is different than being normally indifferent to undifferent ways of an existing as different.  Which is definitely outer space alien thinking!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mom. Why does God let good things happen?

God is always getting blamed for doing bad things. God is always responsible for floods, death, bad weather and terrible leaders. Once in awhile God does good things. Nobody remembers because bad things make better action games and movies.
That being said. I saw on the internet that a homeless man was asked to leave a McDonalds Fast, kinda food place. As he was leaving I noticed he had food and fries with his meal. Which confused me because as long as one gets fries isn’t that a good thing?
A long time ago African Americans were protesting a lunch counter down south. That was a good thing. Unfortunately their protest did not include “homeless people.” Thus McDonalds was justified in calling the police. If one homeless man ate there than tomorrow there would be 2 and who knows how many after that. Fries are meant for people that live in homes and drive cars. Plus if ” The homeless” get food from McDonalds and cannot finish their meal on the streets; they have no garbage can to trash left over fries.
So! Wake up people and support McDonalds ban on Homeless People eating in their Fast Food Churches. Please do not get me started on Handicapped Homeless People. Also, I think those stolen shopping carts they use should be inspected every year. Shopping Carts should be registered just like any vehicle that can be pushed, pulled or whatever it takes to move them. Shopping Cart insurance should be mandatory because I am sure there have been Shopping Cart accidents.
Thank you McDonalds for making sure sub humans are not allowed in High class facilities like yours. Those Golden Arches do not represent the bent over backside of civilization. Which if one looks at it from a certain view…….

No, no, no! You McDonalds an us. We must stick together to make America Great Again.

 

Alone

When entering the world we do it alone.

When exiting the world we do it alone.

Nah!

If it wasn’t for our mother we would not enter at all.

When we exit chances are someone will be around.  Maybe a relative or nurse or friend.

Yes! One could die alone while watching TV.  Maybe have a heart attack while walking the Appalachian Trail and no one is around so you fall like the tree in the forest.  Someone will find your body and take it from there to put it here or there.

Why do people fret loneliness in a world of about 7 Billion People?  When all that is needed is saying hello or throwing someone the finger.  Either way a hug or a punch in the face will bring the reality of not being alone.

This yearning for other people being around all the time is not true for all.  There are hermits and mountain people that like to be away from humans and for good reason.  Just watch the news and that will explain it.

Don’t forget books, magazines, TV and movies or even dances and Bingo.  When reading you take on an association with the characters in the book.  So it is with everything else.

Oh!  I see you go to bed alone.  You live alone.  No one is ever around.  Just pick up the phone.  Go to the grocery store or have groceries delivered.  Repair men and women always come to homes.  Is not there a variety of animals from bugs to dogs, cats and whatever willing to stay at your place of existence?

Music!   Tons of music and enormous selection of ways to listen to it.  Stay at home music or go out to hear music.  It is all there.

No one listens.  Write a blog.  Write a book.  Twitter or Facebook or whatever.  One only does not have something to say if it is not said or written down.  People are always around and they listen but they do  not comment all the time.  Which may be a good thing.  Comedians do not always get a laugh but they don’t give up trying.  Plus comedians also prove you do not always have to say serious words.  One can be funny, erotic, neurotic, truthful, untruthful and sarcastic.  Add some other ways to communicate any kind of feelings and one may end up with an audience.

When worse comes to worse talk to yourself.  Yes! You can even answer yourself.  Why not?  If no one else is in the room while you talk to yourself then where would the critic ism come from but yourself.  Which brings the ultimate truth that no one stops you from doing anything but yourself!

Sigh!  Yep there are rules.  There is also not one rule that has not been broken.  Ten Commandments?  Watch crime shows and see how they are broken.  What anyone can do is to take responsibility for what they do.  Good or bad it does not matter but makes one more aware of the decision process.

The neat thing is that God, Devil, Angels, Demons and tax collectors will always be there for company.  Out of that list you will find at least one that does exist.

I sit alone at my desk and write this.  I am listening to music, talking to myself about what to write and my goal is to help make you stop complaining about being alone.  Even if no one reads this it won’t bother me.  I wrote it.  It made me feel good and I can  imagine that maybe someone will have a read or chuckle.

Finally remember this.  We are all time travelers traveling second by second thru time.  Past present and future happens all in that one second.  Spend those seconds wisely by doing whatever.  Even naps or sleep are ok.   Dreams and waking up fresh and rested helps make stronger time traveling a second at a time.

Time to go.  Would like to be alone be sometimes for some reason but there is a whole world knocking on my door!  Every time I answer it, I am never let down.

I didn’t do it?

 

05 Monday Feb 2018

[Edit]

Why  do humans need to have Aliens come to Earth from other Planets?  Simply  because humans are always trying to blame someone or something else for mistakes and need outer space visitors for blaming stuff humans cannot explain.   The Theory of “I didn’t do it,” ranks right up there with String Theory, e=mc2, and if Hitler did escape from Germany he is definitely dead now.

This may seem to bother the Aliens from Space but frankly they do not give a President Trump, or Democrat Party.

Like the line above nothing humans do make sense to our out of space neighbors.  Plus there are no Boarder Guards in outer space.  Anyone ever see a earth check point satellite out there or check point space station?  Of course not.  Therefore outer space beings have a free reign to anyplace on Earth.

Why don’t we see Space people a lot?  If you can imagine what we perceive them to look like the answer is, “like hey duh!”   They have light bulb heads, big black eyes, very little specks of nose and little or no mouth.  Weird big belly like bodies with thin legs and arms with less than 5 fingers.  If kids are made fun of when they enter kindergarten because they have freckles, red hair or have a mental of physical deformity and are fodder for bullies.  Please imagine the bulling the outer space aliens would get right off the bat.  If not hit with a bat.  Note I am not making fun of freckles, mental or physical deformities but just pointing out the inhuman nature of early onset of a childlike humans.  Which sometimes is grown out of  and sometimes not grown out of humans as they age.

Then there is the modern thought process.  If we cannot build those pyramids or make precise cuts in stone walls.  Then it has to be aliens.  This is just modern man  saying that  earlier humans can never be  smarter then present modern man.

Let us not forget Alien implants.  Todays UFO experts firmly believe humans are taken up by Aliens.  The Aliens do medical experimentations, fiddle about human special parts and poke around in human brains.  Then like a scientist tracking a monkey in Africa the Aliens put implants in humans to keep track of them.  This is not even close.

Consider flying around in a space craft.  There is going to  be some kinds of garbage that eventually will have to be ejected into space from the space ship.   Aliens have a contraption that reduces all their garbage into a sort of dust like form.  Including old electronics that become useless.   These particles are like bottles thrown in the ocean.  They float around and some end up getting gravity pulled into various planets after years and eons being in space.  They fall into these planets like in a dust like meteor shower and sometime are ingested by humans.  This is done when the space garbage dust gets into fruits and vegetables,  wheat, barley and animals which is then ingested by humans.  Since beer is made from some of this stuff the percentage of ending up in a human is raised.

If an Alien wants to really track a human they need something like a tag that is put on a fish or animal or a collar.   They aliens came up with an invention called, “sneaker.” The aliens provided humans with the sneaker invention thru telepathy implanting the invention into a human mind.  The materials in sneakers have an outer space material that serves as a undiscoverable tracking devise.  The sneakers that light up when walking is an advanced tracking device.  Pierced earrings also are a tracking device of the aliens made up of material that humans cannot detect.  These are just some examples computers and other electronic devices are being used more and more.  In the future cell phones will replace the sneaker.

How do I know all this?  I was born in 1952.  There was an explosion of sightings that year and my mother and family would always tell me I could not be a part of this earth. What gave me away?  Not sure but everyone I meet seems to think I am different and think differently then them.  Which is different than being normally indifferent to undifferent ways of an existing as different.  Which is definitely outer space alien thinking!

 

Church of Celebrity

Hollywood is the Rome of the Church of Celebrity.

Millions flock to California to try and get accepted to this religious endeavor that devours only the lucky few that are chosen.  Unlike other churches this is not one a person joins.  Rather it is a church that a person is chosen to belong to.  Present members have a say in who joins and when.  Rules are taken seriously and the burdens of the church fall directly on the individual members.

The Church of Celebrity commandments:

Honor Directors and Producers for theirs is the backbone of The Church.

Thou shalt not retain false agents.

All Church of Celebrity seekers  must covet and succumb to being coveted by anyone that has the power to covet.

All must pay dues thru the coveting process.

Beware all Ye who seek  fame and fortune and be prepare to immerse body and soul into the heart of Celebrity.

Prostrate all during and attending the Mass of Audition.

Thou shalt not define sexuality unto others but  acknowledge openness if required.

Be sure to make all connections holy and join the correct Temples associated with the Church of Celebrity.

Honor fathers and mothers by keeping journals if a child of celebrity.

Choose the path of the Celebrity Sacraments.  Music, Acting, Artist, or any Celebrity Sacred Profession  associated with Celebrity.

Partake of The Press Communion and be aware of all the Press Apostles.

Everything is acceptable in the Church of Celebrity but rules change constantly and therefore rules are transparent and can cause ejection from the Church.

Marriage is a higher form of the Church of Celebrity if maintained and approved  as “The” Marriage.

Always keep in step with the Cardinal Lawyers, Queen and King Celebrity, Ushers of Productions, i.e. stage hands or camerapersons and  Bishops of Scripts.

Kneel before wet cement to impress others that view Celebrity monuments or sidewalks.

Adhere to the Bibles of Celebrity publishing’s in written or broadcast forms on cable, satellite or other TV, computer or communication devices.

Be aware of A, B, C, etc. celebrity status and give honor to the one assigned to each member.  Advance to higher levels by following the above rules.

Everything connected  to the Church of Celebrity  is subject to change instantaneously without notice.

Always keep secret the Sects or Secret Rules of the Church of Celebrity which are not allowed to be publish at this time or ever.

Maintain a Celebrity following.  Respect and honor them to continue in the Church of Celebrity.  Implement the Bodyguard Knights of the Celebrity Roundtable because there are some real crazy ass people out there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aliens Channeling Earth TV

Television is not big with Alien lifestyles. In their past something like Television did exist but has out grown its use for them. Now they do watch and observe earth Television, but Alien lifeforms are more interested in the science and radio waves that are massive occurrences on Earth. As Alien bodies and minds evolved, and were improved by their science. Entertainment gave way to invention, education and useful technology. Another reason is that after thousands and thousands of years they ran out of new stories to tell. Stories were basically the same and became boring as lifespans increased. Space travel and exploration gave way to all the other nonsense that was just a waste of time. Just try to think that if your lifespan was hundreds of years how many re-runs of Seinfeld can you really want to watch over and over again.

Other factors like a change in sexual behavior and reproduction techniques made what we call porn obsolete. If nobody is doing it. How pornographic is watching doctors and scientists put things in tubes or other things to make life reproduce. Not to mention reproduction material is kind of small and nude sperms and eggs just do not illicit the need for lingerie or money shots. It can be noted that for a short time the sperm entering the egg had a small burst of excitement for Aliens but it soon lost it’s allure.

Music on the other hand is still popular with Alien life and even dancing is still preformed and enjoyed. Space Static is music to the Alien brain. As are all forms of sounds. Although musical instruments are rare because the music is created by musical thoughts Aliens produce individually. They then share this music telepathically to each other and eventually they dance to their musical brain waves. A side effect to this music is that it actually enhances future developing thoughts and inventiveness in Aliens.

How the Aliens view TV is more of a fascination to how humans react to this now extinct activity for them. The Aliens use TV for a lot of their abducting because they have learned that TV can nullify a human and hypnotize them into sleep periods. Thus it is easier to keep humans passive and can make the abducting experiments go faster, safer and with less memory because of the dream sequences humans have. Animals on earth of course do not own or produce TV shows but are not like the Aliens. Alien physiology and advanced brains or thought processes have concluded the uselessness of television. Animals do not have a mental capacity to like or unlike television. Animals are more interested in food for survival and reproduction. Although some animals seem to watch TV. The concept of what exactly is going on in the animals brain is somewhat elusive and mystifying.

Aliens have also surmised that television is more than just entertainment. Humans use television for information as in the form of news. Education or educational documentaries were acknowledged by the Aliens. Which was seen in a positive light. What distresses and confuses the Aliens are commercials and shows that entice the humans to completely shun the reality of the commercial and believe just about anything. The concept of “truth” astounds the Aliens and completely baffles their brain processes. Television commercials can make any human believe anything; is also an observance noted by Aliens. Thus they place humans high on the gullibility list.

Did Aliens confuse television with religion? In the beginning. Celebrities were confused as Gods for a short while. Crime shows like “Car 54 where are You” were mixed up as being real news. As did “Dragnet”, and “Barney Miller”. So. Conversation, among Alien life forms, still continues as to what exactly is TV to humans, as well as the meaning of some shows.

In concluding this television confusion for Aliens. Research will still go on with Aliens. There will also be more humans abducted as they sleep watching “Wheel of Fortune” or Presidential speeches.

 

Drain Circles

Circling the drain.  Seems to be  a bad thing.  As if someone is giving up or drowning in life.  Not so.  Drains are meant to flush or help remove garbage by washing them into drain pipes which lead to the ocean.  Maybe not the ocean but sewers and foul waterways.

Circling the drain then, to me, means washing away bad or unwanted things.  Definitely positive.  For instance if I have problems I could send them circling down the drain.  Wash away bad days.  Garbage dispose unhealthy feeling and doubts.  Grab that spray thing on that hose and fire away at distress and bad vibes.

It is all a exercise in perspective.  Ok.  Maybe I am being a bit optimistic.  What is wrong with that.  I think we need a bit more uplifting thinking.  Foolish thinking and unrealistic ideas and thoughts  may spout.  If so then let them spout and grow yourself a more beautiful existence.

After the forbidden fruit was devoured in the Garden of Eden or whatever garden that incident may or may not have happened.  There was a positive outcome.  It was not total punishment.  Flowers continued to grow and other beautiful things began to flourish.  I think a sense of humor may have been thrown in to the mix.

Sure there are not a lot of jokes in the Bible or Koran.  If one thinks about it maybe there are.  For instance.  Jesus is at a wedding.  Everyone is having a good time and then Mary, Jesus’s mom, notices.  Hey! This wedding is getting very low on wine.  People are having a good time and so am I.  Maybe Jesus can keep this party going.  So Mary goes to Jesus and says.  Hey son we need more wine.  Jesus replies it is not his time.  Well Mary must have said something to change his mind.   She got him to do the water and  wine thing and the wedding party continued.   Plus he makes the super best wine.  Maybe the Holy Grail is the cup Mary kept after drinking that wine he made.

Next time you find yourself circling the drain.  Remember it is a good thing.  Have some wine and sit back like Mary and remember the good times and stuff.

 

 

 

Religious Subjects being Subjects

I was once told that one should not converse in public about Religion and Politics.  Since I heard this and processed it over in my feeble brain,  I was about 10 years old.  I decided that I would talk about Religion and Politics.  The What and How I am still wrestling with.  The following are questions and other ruminations that have flowed thru and around my brain like snow flakes falling into bodies of water.  That is disappearing very soon after diving into the water.  The snow flake religious and political junk in the refuse dump in my brain is what I am referring to.

One big question erupted upon seeing thousands of people walking around a big square thing somewhere not in Scranton, Pennsylvania.  Somewhere in the Mid or Far East near a desert country where the  people bow down fully on the ground.  Most of them wearing white.  First off there were so many people I wondered where did they park their transportation vehicles?  How much did it cost to park?  Did they have daily, monthly or weekly rates?  What was the fee rules?  Individual or car load parking fees? Was it free parking on certain Holidays or festivals of religious events?

Then there was those white clothes.  Did they buy them at like a Religious Army Navy type store or Uniform Clothing place?  Were the clothes washable or did they need to be dry cleaned?  Was there a special section for women and children?

A confusing religious thing also bothered me like a mosquito flying at night near my ear.  Catholics believed in Jesus.  Protestants believed in Jesus.  Then a whole world of Jesus worshipers like Presbyterians, Evangelicals, and a bunch more believed in Jesus.  Yet.  Even though the all believed in Jesus they disliked each other.  They were like baseball, football or basketball teams in the league of Jesus battling each other for the Jesus Christ Trophy.  Plus the fact that Jesus was Jewish which lead me to believe all the Jesus lovers were Jewish.  So what was the deal on that?

Then there were the comic book religions about Thor and Roman and Greek Gods.  Which I seriously first read about in comic books.  The Classic Comic book series were my favorite go to reads.

Let me not forget about religious music.  Southern Baptist music rocks.  Catholic and some Protestant music.  Boring and kind of sleepy type tunes.  Do not get me wrong some are beautiful but kind of slow and downer type stuff.  I was dismayed to find out that Fiddler on the Roof Music was not played at Jewish services.  I thus prefer to leave it at that.

It mystified me that more people did not wear sandals to church services.  Long hair was frowned at and men were suppose to  be short haired.  Which has changed somewhat.  Suits and women covering their heads slowly disappeared.  This all happened when the Catholics dropped Latin services and began to have services in the prominent language of the society passing the collection basket.  Opting out of the Latin did not change people napping during sermons.

The 10 Commandments and 7 Deadly Sins I learned about were not sometimes laws you could get arrested for as in legal laws leading to prison.  Avarice for instance.  What exactly is  that?  Are there Avarice Police?  Sloth.  What did they do?  Sure they are slow animals and maybe their claws are a little long but hey!  Sloths?

Murder and stealing I understand.  Coveting I thought was needed to produce children or offspring.  Can males not covet only women?  If so that means men coveting men and women coveting women is legal!  Just no opposite sex coveting.  Capitalism is like  Coveting, so is Democracy in trouble?

Jesus was a fun loving love everyone type of guy; or son of God being human for thirty some years.  How then do Inquisitions  and Crusades fit into all of this?

I guess I have mostly questions as you can tell by reading this.  That is what religion is suppose to be questions, not a lot of answers but endless oceans of faith.  Last time I checked my religious faith meter I had questions.  Have faith in my country or have faith in my religion.  What was more important and justly legal?

This all just keeps getting murkier and murkier to me.  Strangely millions of people believe in some kind of religious organization.  Atheists, to me, are just people that do not believe in anything because then they do not have to be responsible for anything.  Which also leads me to believe they like riling up Religious people because to them it is fun.  That kinda then is a belief.  Say to a Religious person you are an Atheist and they believe that will rile up the Religious individual.   Usually it does.  Then adding hey as an atheist I am your enemy.  Are not you suppose to love your enemies?  Unfortunately those kind of discussions lead to the Inquisitions mentioned earlier.

Time to cut this sermon, idea or whatever I am sadly failing to say, short.  With that if you have any ideas leave a comment.  Which is ok if you do not.  I will understand that you also believe in not discussing religion or politics.