I deal in secrets. Thus began the recording of Brea Ann Seekrit.

EChumly just a note here. I always note that the recordings are done at the Real/Unreal Clinic, place, hospital, Bed and Breakfast area on Earth founded by Dr. Happy Felix. For Educational Porpoise made by Educated Dolphin type fish.

Brea Ann Seekrit: I deal in secrets. This real/unreal business is actually my livelihood. I got the idea from those Catholic Sin Confessionals booths that are in those Churches. People have secrets and sometimes they just have to tell someone. They needed a safe place and If you go to “Ssshhh Secrets Indoctrinated.” For a small fee you can reveal a secret or even create one. There is a website and booths that are located in dark alleys across the planet. These are secret places and because of that. I may have to rethink this problem.

The people that do find the booths or website, are just bursting with all kind of secrets that worm around in their brains. The booths look like old abandon phone booths. You put money in the “Put money Here hole” and just spill out all you want to de-secret. By speaking into the phone I then record the secret and the secret is safely filed in a secret Fort Knox type of facility. One can retrieve the secret by a secret code that is given out only once in secret.

This may seem silly to some. It is. People are just silly with their secrets stowed away their synaptic brain firing safe. Everyone must {!@#$&*] A Secret [!@#$&*} in their lives.

What is your secret? Call me at this unknown and unavailable number or check out any of my secret booth locations. No monetary refunds after the secret is filed away. Secrets are refunded for a reasonable black email extortion type price.

Session One

Chapter filed secretly away

Recorded by Adella the Sociate